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Hey, how's everybody doin' out there?...

Me, I'm doing all right....Last night I

had sex with a model but two wheels broke

off and the glue melted.....

Other than that I'm doing pretty good....

I just put a skylight in my living room

but now the people upstairs are always

wathching me....

Yeah, and I just quit my job....I was

working in a muffler shop, but it was

really exhausting.....Before that I

worked in a window factory, but that

was a pane.....Right, now I'm working

in a glue factory but I'm not really

applying myself, I probably won't stick

with it.....I'd really rather be a

lifeguard in a car wash, or maybe a

toadstool in a bar for frogs....

I've got a chance to get this job

helping the strippers change their

costumes down at this club....it's

only $50 bucks a week, but that's

all I can afford.

I've got this friend Vito Wong who's half Italian and half Asian....he's a hit man who can't drive...My friend

Running Bear Feldman is half American Indian and half

Jewish....instead of saying "How", he asks how much.....

My best friend 's name is Phil Colonic, with friends like

that who needs enemas.....

I'm pretty tired....I was up all night trying to round off

infinity....and then I was thinking, if we give financial

assistance to Yemen, would it be Yemen Aid?....Then I

was wondering if the number two pencil is the most popular,

why is it still number two?.....and if everyone in the

country had a pack of Trojans would that make it a

Condom Nation?

...Does anyone know the difference between a Jewish mother and a pitbull?--eventually the pitbull will let go... Do you know why jewish mothers make great parole officers from the criminal's standpoint?--they never let anyone finish a sentence!